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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

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postitnoting:

accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive

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silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

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Straight White Boy Problem #183

straightwhiteboyproblems:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i cant go smoke on 4/20 with my friends because i’ll be at my grandpa’s house for easter. the solution? blaze with grandpa

no reason why this shouldnt have 42000 notes

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wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

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theanti90smovement:

if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven

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