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hi:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

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(Source: jakemalik, via beyoncevevo)

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

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forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

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clannyphantom:

"free shipping"

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"…on orders over $100"

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kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle